Adventures in Twilightland
First, we want you all to know that we realize there is more to life than Twilight. We don't spend every waking moment talking and thinking about Twilight, but it is near and dear to our hearts.
Within this blog you will find our Twilight musings, declarations of adoration, and all sorts of other silly Twilight-related nonsense. And to all you other Twilight fans, we'd love to hear from you.

Friday, July 24, 2009

My werewolf can kick your vampire's a*$

This gorgeous rendering of my sweetie will be available for sale in October. He comes with a brown shirt, but who would want to cover up all that hotness?
I'll be buying a few of these to have on hand when my Jacob has to run off with his wolf pack. And still no sign of the Team Edward bimbos - ha, ha, ha!

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Hunka, hunka burnin' wolf

Rumor has it that the "Edward lovers" who run this blog might be getting suspicious, so I have to post as many wolfy goodies as possible before they figure it out.
Enjoy this picture of my beloved, but keep your paws off of him, girls. Jacob Black is all mine!

Team Jacob!!!!

Edward can suck it!

Hmmmm, how easy is it for a die-hard Jacob Black fan to weasel her way into a bloodsucker lover's Twilight blog? Apparently VERY EASY!

Forget all this lovey-dovey "Edward is the best" crap - bring on the Jacob Black. Until the morons who run this blog decide to check back on their beloved Cullen family, this place with be all wolves, all the time!

Why, hello there, Jacob! What big arm muscles you have. All the better to squeeze me tight to your well-developed chest with!!!! This poster, which features my future husband, was created by a wolf lover like myself. Check out the delicious larger version at

Know why he looks so sad here? Because he misses me. Yeah, see Jacob Black and I are secretly engaged but I can't tell anybody. He said the wolf pack would get upset. I was all like, "Honey, they are going to know when you turn into a wolf and the pack mind takes over. You said you imprinted on me."

His response was, "You know when I said that I had had a couple of drinks with the guys and I was really tired from running 36 hours straight and I though you were cute and all, but I wouldn't call it imprinting."

Doesn't he have an awesome sense of humor? That just makes me laugh every day when he says it to me.

Stay tuned for more news on my beloved Jacob Black and remember, warm and furry beats cold and sparkly!