Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Our first stop was the local petting zoo. Edward particularly enjoyed the flamingo exhibit. We had a couple of hairy moments as he wanted to munch on some of the animals. Everything turned out fine, though. Always prepared, Edward kept an umbrella on him at all times in case the sun broke through the clouds.
As a token of appreciation for his relaxing getaway, Edward bought everyone at Adventures in Twilightland a drink. Little A and J Man offered to share with Edward, but he politely declined.
We all walked back to the hotel together at the end of the evening and since vampires don't need to sleep, Edward decided to explore more of the island on his own. None of us know what he did the rest of that first night, but this is how we found him the next morning, chilling in the lobby.
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
It has come to our attention that the Cullen clan is not doing so well with their stocks options - Alice must be hanging out with too many werewolves - and Edward has had to take a side job in order to help the family make ends meet. Edward Cullen now works for Merry Maids.
To all of you non-believers, be prepared for photographic evidence of this fall from grace later this week.