Adventures in Twilightland
First, we want you all to know that we realize there is more to life than Twilight. We don't spend every waking moment talking and thinking about Twilight, but it is near and dear to our hearts.
Within this blog you will find our Twilight musings, declarations of adoration, and all sorts of other silly Twilight-related nonsense. And to all you other Twilight fans, we'd love to hear from you.

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Vacation Fun Continued

After a fun-filled evening, we all set off for the beach early the next morning. Lucky for us, it was unseasonably cold and cloudy so Edward could hang out. He insisted on bringing his "American Idol" towel and spent the morning going on and on about some Adam Lambert guy.





The sun came out for awhile so Little T quickly buried Edward in order to avoid a sparkling incident.




Edward serenaded Big T with the song "Just the Two of Us" while they built sandcastles together, although not in the sky.



Next stop was the local aquarium. It was not a good idea to bring a vampire with us since their presence scares away fish. All we ended up seeing was a bunch of underwater plants.


Our group decided to enjoy some night life at a local club where Edward got his freak on cage dancing.




Once again, Edward indulged in a few too many beverages. We learned Edward tends to get a little rough when he has tipped some back as he kept trying to manhandle J Man.
At the end of the evening we couldn't locate Edward anywhere until we went behind the club. There we found him involved in an illegal giant lizard/vampire wrestling contest. Edward was the odds on favorite, but his judgement was a little impaired after all the partying which caused him to stop in the middle of the match so he could get snuggly with Godzilla.



All in all, it was a fantastic vacation and we learned a lot about our favorite angst-ridden vampire, including his fondness for pop music, melodramatic movies, and adult beverages.
Edward was unaware that we were filming, but here he is trying to escape from Godzilla. Apparently the monster didn't know Edward isn't really into giant lizards and misinterpreted the cuddling.

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Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Blowing Off Some Steam

Having to work after decades of free time can really bring a guy down. After the initial shock of finding out that Edward has to actually work had worn off, us folks at Adventures in Twilightland felt sorry for the poor guy and treated him to a Polynesian getaway. Edward really liked the cruise. We found out he is a major fan of the movie "Titanic". The first few times he shouted out, "I'm king of the world!" was funny, but it got old fast.

Our first stop was the local petting zoo. Edward particularly enjoyed the flamingo exhibit. We had a couple of hairy moments as he wanted to munch on some of the animals. Everything turned out fine, though. Always prepared, Edward kept an umbrella on him at all times in case the sun broke through the clouds.


Little known vamp fact: Vampires like to get their drink on! We all know creatures of the night don't normally eat food or drink beverages besides blood, yet once in awhile they do enjoy adult beverages. Of course, they can drink way more than a human being which led to quite a high bar tab at the end of the evening.

Edward has a wicked sense of humor! First, he told Big C that he forgot his wallet back at the hotel and she would need to spot him a fiver. Then he suddenly remembered that he offered to buy the whole bar a round and she'd have to cover for him. He finally let her in on his little joke.


As a token of appreciation for his relaxing getaway, Edward bought everyone at Adventures in Twilightland a drink. Little A and J Man offered to share with Edward, but he politely declined.




We all walked back to the hotel together at the end of the evening and since vampires don't need to sleep, Edward decided to explore more of the island on his own. None of us know what he did the rest of that first night, but this is how we found him the next morning, chilling in the lobby.

More vacation fun later this week!

Poor Little Rich Boy


Adventures in Twilightland would like to thank one of our newest contributors, J Man, for helping us break this tragic story. He, along with the help of Big C and Little A, was able to get this never before seen photo of Edward Cullen in his Merry Maids uniform.


Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Cullen Rumor

We are sad to say that these tough economic times not only affect humans, but they also take a toll on the living dead.

It has come to our attention that the Cullen clan is not doing so well with their stocks options - Alice must be hanging out with too many werewolves - and Edward has had to take a side job in order to help the family make ends meet. Edward Cullen now works for Merry Maids.

To all of you non-believers, be prepared for photographic evidence of this fall from grace later this week.

Behold, in all his glory ...

80s style tracksuit Edward!!!

Edward can run, pounce, and beat up non-vegetarian vampires with ease in this awesome tracksuit. Notice how the raspberry and bright blue colors accentuate his paleness.
What a dreamboat!