We are sad to say that these tough economic times not only affect humans, but they also take a toll on the living dead.
It has come to our attention that the Cullen clan is not doing so well with their stocks options - Alice must be hanging out with too many werewolves - and Edward has had to take a side job in order to help the family make ends meet. Edward Cullen now works for Merry Maids.
To all of you non-believers, be prepared for photographic evidence of this fall from grace later this week.
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Adventures in Twilightland
First, we want you all to know that we realize there is more to life than Twilight. We don't spend every waking moment talking and thinking about Twilight, but it is near and dear to our hearts.
Within this blog you will find our Twilight musings, declarations of adoration, and all sorts of other silly Twilight-related nonsense. And to all you other Twilight fans, we'd love to hear from you.
First, we want you all to know that we realize there is more to life than Twilight. We don't spend every waking moment talking and thinking about Twilight, but it is near and dear to our hearts.
Within this blog you will find our Twilight musings, declarations of adoration, and all sorts of other silly Twilight-related nonsense. And to all you other Twilight fans, we'd love to hear from you.
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Random Twilight Discussions
Big T: I know vampires can't sleep (in the Twilight universe), but if they could, I still wouldn't want to sleep with Edward.
Little T: Why not?
Big T: What if he got hungry in the middle of the night and started nibbling on your fingers in his sleep? You'd wake up and a couple of your fingers would be all floppy because he drained the blood out of them.
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Big T: Guess what Jacob is saying to Bella in New Moon!
Person X: I love you.
Big T: Nope, guess again.
Person X: Be my Werewolf Princess.
Little T: Why not?
Big T: What if he got hungry in the middle of the night and started nibbling on your fingers in his sleep? You'd wake up and a couple of your fingers would be all floppy because he drained the blood out of them.
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Big T: Guess what Jacob is saying to Bella in New Moon!
Person X: I love you.
Big T: Nope, guess again.
Person X: Be my Werewolf Princess.
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